Michael J Nelson
Author
Publisher
HarperEntertainment
Pub. Date
[2002]
Language
English
Description
Why do some people retain cute baby-talk names for their relatives (like "Num-Num" and "Pee-Paw") well into middle age? How should a reasonable person respond when Olivia Newton-John sings, "Have you never been mellow?" Who's responsible for the sorry state of men's fashion, and is it the same guy who invented the jerkin? Is there any future in being a Midwesterner? Can you really enjoy your lunch when the restaurant is decorated to look like an African...
Author
Publisher
HarperEntertainment
Pub. Date
[2003]
Language
English
Description
When an aging author pens a fantasy about a giant rat terrorizing the tiny hamlet of Holey, Minnesota, in the 19th century, he accidentally sells the manuscript to the agent as nonfiction. Now he has to convince the town residents to join the deception before the media hordes arrive.
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; show 515
Publisher
Rhino Home Video
Pub. Date
1996.
Language
English
Description
Join Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, and Crow on the Satellite of Love as they make fun of another really bad B movie in which an old hag named Bat Woman and her bevy of bikini-clad beauties go-go dance their way in and out of trouble brought on by an overweight villain named Rat Fink.
Publisher
Shout! Factory
Pub. Date
[2018]
Language
English
Description
"Martian ruler Kimar is upset that the children of Mars are lazy and under the influence of too much pop culture from Earth. They are obsessed with the planet's television programs and don't want to do much of anything. In an attempt to get the kids peppy again, Kimar orders the kidnapping of Santa Claus, hoping that the jolly old toymaker will know how to cheer the children up again. But two Earth children are also nabbed, and this complicates things...
Publisher
Shout Factory
Pub. Date
2011.
Language
English
Description
Laugh along as Joel and his botbuddies suffer through 'Manos The Hands of Fate'. It's a laborious piece of flotsam starring Torgo, a demented caretaker who, as Joel puts it, 'looks like a chainsaw sculpture'. The only saving grace, and probable reason the bore was produced, is the scene with a group of nubile nymphs wrestling around in their nighties. Well, that and the fact that it serves as fodder for the MST3K's rapacious wit.
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; Season 7, episode 21
Publisher
Shout! Factory
Pub. Date
[2010]
Language
English
Description
"Join the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew as they offer witty commentary and remarks on "Beast of Yucca Flats": A Russian scientist is transformed into a murderous radioactive beast after an atomic test." --
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; Season 5, episode 17
Publisher
Shout! Factory
Pub. Date
[2010]
Language
English
Description
"Join the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew as they offer witty commentary and remarks on "Crash of the moons": Rocky Jones and his trusty navigator Winky set out to save two inhabited moons that will collide without their help." --
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; Season 3, episode 8
Publisher
Shout! Factory
Pub. Date
[2010]
Language
English
Description
Join the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew as they offer witty commentary and remarks on "Lost Continent": A rescue team finds themselves up against creatures supposedly long-since-extinct when they go to recover an American rocket.
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; Season 5, episode 15
Publisher
Shout Factory
Pub. Date
2010.
Language
English
Description
"Join the Mystery Science 3000 crew as they offer witty commentary and remarks to 'The Beatniks': A criminal-turned-superstar finds his career in jeopardy." --
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; Season 11, episode 5
Publisher
Shout Factory
Pub. Date
2010.
Language
English
Description
Join the Mystery Science 3000 crew as they offer witty commentary and remarks to 'Bride of the monster'
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; Season 11, episode 5
Publisher
Shout Factory
Pub. Date
2010.
Language
English
Description
"Join the Mystery Science 3000 crew as they offer witty commentary and remarks to 'Blood Waters of Dr. Z': A doctor who has been wronged transforms himself into a half-human-half-fish monster in order to seek revenge." --
Publisher
Rhino Home Video
Pub. Date
[2006]
Language
English
Description
Joel, Mike, and their robot friends let their opinions be known while watching some of worst films. This time around they get to endure Women of the prehistoric planet, Wild rebels, The sinister urge, and The incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed-up zombies.
Series
Mystery science theater 3000 ; Season 9, episode 13
Publisher
Shout! Factory
Pub. Date
[2010]
Language
English
Description
"Join the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew as they offer witty commentary and remarks on "Jack Frost": In this unique Russian fairy tale, two lovers must conquer the most bizarre ordeals of the supernatural." --
